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It starts with excitement and optimism

Me when I found out I was going to be on Extra Hot Great.

The recording starts, and I realize I've forgotten how to talk or say anything clever at all.

The recording starts, and I realize I’ve forgotten how to talk or say anything clever at all.

But then I get a question right.

But then I get a question right.

And then a THREE POINT question.

And a THREE-POINT question.

But then I blank and my mouth spews gibberish. (Ok, it was "Benson" which IS a word and a podcast joke, but still.)

But then I blank and my mouth spews gibberish.
(Ok, it was “Benson” which IS a word and a podcast joke, but still.)

Another wrong answer.

Another wrong answer.

And another wrong.

And another wrong.

Math tells me that my window of opportunity is waning.

Math tells me that my window of opportunity is waning.

So I go ALL IN. Throw caution to the wind!

So I go ALL IN. Throw caution to the wind!

BruceMcCulloghShrug

I’m just going to guess shit.

It's done. I can't win.

It didn’t work.

Me, the second we were done recording.

But I go out with friends, and we get food.

But I go out with friends, and we get food.

And some drinks.

And some drinks.

I stop thinking about what I should have said.

I stop thinking about what I should have said.

And remember I’m still fabulous.

And that I live amongst an embarrassment of taco riches.

And that I live amongst an embarrassment of taco riches.

And everything will be ok

And everything will be ok!

Thanks, EHG!

Thanks, EHG! Good luck, Kim!

 

Listen to the show.

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At 8 am on the dot Fed Ex came to my door to drop off my beloved Macbook. I had no idea who in the world would be at my door at 8 am, and my Fed Ex carrier was rather petite so I didn’t see her through the peephole. I was walking away from the door when I heard strange beeping, got kind of creeped out, looked through the window, and saw the Fed Ex logo on her sleeve. I had no idea what she was doing there – well I knew she was delivering a package – but I had no idea what it was. She had to tell me that it was my computer. Did I mention it was 8 am?

She didn’t actually wake me up. I am a chronic insomniac and had JUST gone to bed when she knocked on the door. It was seriously at the precise moment my head hit the pillow. I tried everything to sleep last night. I finished reading My Sister’s Keeper, which I ended up hating. I yelled at it at when I finished it at 5 am (sorry neighbors). It was just not my cup of tea at all. It was three highly implausible story lines weakly tied together. Any one of the story lines would be enough for a ridiculous book, but the three of them together? The only way that book would be redeemable is if it was a true story. It’s too unbelievable to be fiction, but would be remarkable if it was true. Maybe she should have just passed it off as the truth . . . Frey? Frey? Frey?

(When Cameron was in Egypt’s land)

Woo random movie quotes!

I also watched The Queen, I thought for sure that a movie full of British accents would knock me right out. Nothing against the British, I find the accents soothing, especially when they’re thick, and I have no idea what they’re saying. It’s really easy to drift off in that situation. For those of you that have seen the movie, it’s super low key, kind of slow, and not a lot happens – it seems like the perfect movie to lull you to sleep, but I only missed one scene.

Tonight I started the Golden Girls from the beginning. I took all kinds of nerdy notes in preparation for the episode guide I first mention on day one of Macbooklessness. If the insomnia continues, I’ll be done with all seven seasons before the month is out.

Anyway, my Macbook had all kinds of stuff done to it. I got a new bezel (had to Google it), a heat pipe, a new CD/DVD drive, and my monitor works now! I was holding off on repairs until that pesky thesis was done, because I could not go five days without my laptop during hermit/writing time. It’s good to have it back, but there seems to be some pixel damage at the bottom of the screen. My hunch is that I got a refurbished screen. I know it’s not the one I sent in because the chip is missing, unless they buffed it, but I don’t think people buff Macbook screens. I’m really impressed with how fast Apple got it back to me. I dropped it off at 8:30 pm on Wednesday, and got it back two business days later. That’s pretty fantastic. See! I’m not just a hater. I hated on two things, and loved two things, so I’m fair and balanced. ;)

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