Can’t you tell I’m excited?! I used an h1! Ooh I wonder if I can make an interrobang in HTML, let me Google. (hold please)
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Yes! Man, it looks beautiful in Palatino Linotype. Thanks Wikipedia! And thank you depreciated font tag for making this possible. There’s just something about spending 5 hours knee-deep in XHTML and CSS that brings out the uber-geek in me.

Anyway! Back to our normal font, and our actual subject – MORE HILARIOUS GOOGLE GAFFES! You (didn’t) ask for em and you got em!

I'm sure there is an iPhone app that makes the creepy breathing. That would have made it a lot easier for my brother to torture me as a child.

Jonas Brothers app?

AND! I cannot mention Jonas Brothers without mentioning my favorite Jonas, Gary – the oldest Jonas.